April 23, 2011

March 23, 2011

March 08, 2011

November 23, 2010

November 10, 2010

October 08, 2010

March 23, 2010

March 04, 2010

February 23, 2010

February 22, 2010

Teacher Quotes

  • Mr. Leonard
    "You're not a flamboyant Canadian..."
  • Mrs. Roth
    "This isn't anthrax, it's just my pixie stick."
  • Mr. Leonard
    "There are some days I really wish I worked in a Hallmark store."
  • Mrs. Roth
    "Why does my mouse keep committing suicide?"
  • Mr. Brenneman
    "People in love do funny things...they cross streams..."
  • Mr. C. Stutzman
    "If you ever go to gouge someone's eyes out, make sure you grab from near the nose. It gives you a better grip."
  • Mr. C. Stutzman
    "She's just using you for your blank CDs."
  • Mrs. Yutzy
    "Now you can count my nose hairs."
  • Mrs. Yutzy
    "First of all, I'm going to give you guys 'The Talk.'"
  • Mrs. Roth:
    "I'm insane, creepy, and inappropriate."
  • Mr. C. Stutzman
    "How about I rip out your trachea and spank you with it?"
  • Mr. M. Blosser
    "You cowered like a little chicken! Stand up for what you believe in, buddy!"
  • Mr. E.Yoder
    "I would almost say that the potato caused more change in world history than Martin Luther."
  • Mr. E Yoder
    "Mennonites typically don't join the Mafia"

Happy Birthday!

  • Monday, March 28: Emma Petersheim
    Tuesday, March 29: Yosef Daniel and Carter DePoy
    Thursday, March 31: Rachel Crist and Colton Revercomb