They Said It!

[Ed. note: Strange, out-of-context quotations have long been a staple of the print edition of the Windsock. Most of us [meaning teachers] wince when see some of these malapropisms in the light of day. Just remember, faithful reader, that there was a context [hopefully] to the following statements...]

“Just kiss me, you fool!”
-Mr. Leonard

“Don’t what if me!”
-Ms. Young

“When I hear the word acute, I think of a hot chick.”
-Mr. Marlin Yoder

“Hoover hands.”
-Mr. Blosser

“Oh no, I think I’ll stick a pencil in my eye.”
-Mr. Blosser

“Have you ever gotten goose pimples?”
-Mr. Leonard

That's 10 seconds we'll never get back! Worse yet, that's 10 seconds I'll never get back...!"
-Ted Swartz

“...And then Abram saw that Sarai was one hot mama.”
-Mr. Steve Yoder

"They need to come up with a sexier name for the meat and cheese wrap...."
-Mr. Hoover

“They must have been thinking about a sexagon.”
-Mr. Marlin Yoder

"Would people be interested by a potato party?"
-Mr. Elwood Yoder

"He's adorable in a sort of ugly baby kind of way..."
-Mrs. Yutzy

- Compiled by Freeman Bendfeldt