Milk in Crisis

A horrible atrocity has occurred at this fair institution, one which has shaken our beloved community to its very core. The screams of protest ring loud and clear, torn from the throats of the suffering masses, all crying out "Where is the 2% milk?"

If you didn't notice(you boorish philistine), the standard, wonderful purest 2% milk has been replaced by a gross, putrescent imitation, that is 1% milk. The very appearance of it disgusts me. Under the guise of being more health conscious the overbearing lunch staff hegemony has decided that the 1% milk being lower in fat, is more healthy than the 2%. Even if this were true (highly unlikely- Has the lunch staff ever been really concerned about your health? Consider Breakfast for Lunch. Yeah, I dont want to either) aren't we we losing something precious and integral to the our school experience? 1% just doesn't have the same aesthetic appeal that 2% has. Lunch doesn't feel right without 2% milk. 1% milk is not even half of what 2% milk is (despite the mathematical evidence). This is why I hope you join me in a mass protest of this travesty. 2% milk is the only milk that is fit to drink (can I get an Amen? Post it in the comments).

- Joe Phillips

Comments

[The Big Blob]

AMEN!!!!

[N.R.S.]

2% milk= the best milk.
Hands Down.

[Haley]

milk is gross...