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December 21, 2007

Girl’s Basketball: It IS a Sport!

Img_1899 The girl's basketball season started in the first week of November. The Varsity team lost a lot of seniors that had played key roles from last season, which could have created an obstacle. The team is still doing well with a team of eight. This year there were only six home games planned, and so far three have taken place. According to junior Jennifer Leaman there is a possibility of going to states in the future. Before that there are eight BRC games.

The Junior Varsity team is very hopeful, according to freshman Olivia Deputy. The JV team has one more player than the Varsity team, which brings their number to nine. They have worked very well together and share the ball a lot, which is very beneficial for team sports. Overall the team has displayed a lot of potential. Olivia says that the team wants to focus building on each team member’s contributions. They are also looking forward to the BRC games.

Varsity Scores:                                                

EMHS 54, North Cross 13                                 

Page County 56, EMHS 53                                

EMHS 82, Brunswick Academy 57                       

VES 74, EMHS 46                                             

Rappahannock County 55, EMHS 26

Junior Varsity Scores:

EMHS 64, North Cross 11

EMHS 27, Covenant 22

Page County 28, EMHS 14

EMHS 29, Rappahannock Co. 16

- Freeman Bendfeldt

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"Wolf" by Caleb Shrock-Hurst

In the height of white-fall,
With prey in my jaw,
I witnessed a blessing,
For one and for all.

A bright in the up,
Saw a path for my paws,
The white-beast-that-bites-cold,
Made me feel small.

A howl from pack brother,
Told me he saw it too,
Both of us neared a stick-den,
Some others stayed aloof.

A baby tall tailless,
That was wrapped in a fur,
Lay in a stick-bed,
Which looked quite absurd.

Out of the sky,
Came a bird, like a king,
A-glow-in with starlight,
When it started to sing.

"The Lord of all things,
On this whole wide earth,
Is finally here,
To lift up our curse."

"So come now and sing,
Let's praise and rejoice,
For always he will be,
Our God and our Lord."

So that is my story,
That's it, I am done,
But thank you for listening,
Goodbye, I'll be gone.

December 20, 2007

Varsity Guys are "Starting to Believe"

As we look forward to the new basketball season, we must also remember the importance of looking back. EMHS lost all but one starter from last year's squad. The seniors gone are Joel Bergey, Forest Cole, Bryan Morgan, Jordan Lehman, and Andrew Gingrich. But, as seems to be a recurring pattern with clouds, there is a silver lining. This year brings five new players to the Flames varsity. Forwards Jeremy Sauder, Austin Townsend, and Chandler Hardy will add size in the paint, while guards Steven Smith and Matt Blauch suit up at 1 and 2. I had the chance to talk to junior forward Ryan Eshleman earlier this evening. "One of our main goals is to improve every game. We started off the season a little slow, but we've made some huge strides since then, and after last night's close game with Harrisonburg, I think we're really starting to believe we can do some things. While we love competing with local public schools, we have a major focus on the VIC and performing well every time we play a conference game. We're looking forward to growing together as a team and playing some good basketball," he said. I also asked him if there was one new player he was especially excited about. He answered, "Well, I'm excited about all of them, really, but Steven Smith can really shoot the J, and has good hands on D. He could really be a positive factor for us this year." - Mikey Cranston

Boys Varsity Scores:                                                   

Harrisonburg High School 54, EMHS 31

Luray High School 62, EMHS 60

Stonewall Jackson High School 58, EMHS 53

Page County High School 67, EMHS 46

EMHS 63, Westover Christian Academy 55

Harrisonburg High School 58, EMHS 56

Boys Junior Varsity Scores:

Harrisonburg High School 37, EMHS 25

EMHS 50, Luray High School 43

Woodberry Forest School 46, EMHS 24

EMHS 68, Westover Christian Academy 46

EMHS 45, Timberlake Christian School 14

Harrisonburg High School 60, EMHS 36

"Merry Christmas" by Joy Njoroge

Warmth around the fire
Entertaining parents, grandparents and relatives

We wish we could open our presents now and not later
Icicles are falling by the window
Singing our favorite Christmas songs
Holly and Jolly and we're playing Christmas tag

Young and old we finally open our presents
Ooohs and aahhs as we see what everyone got
Use a ladder to get Daddy's present

A tractor, Daddy's present is a tractor!

Mommy's getting mad as we sneak cookies sprinkles
Eating Mommy's specialty cookies
Reading the real Christmas story
Ring and ring we hear the bells
Yodeling is heard over the distance

Christmas lights on the tree are up at night after
Happy and jumpy we ride the sleigh to Grandma's house
Roger sees Grandma walking toward us
Is that really Grandma?
Saying silly poems and rhymes
Time to go to bed
Merry Christmas everyone
And a good night to all
Sleep tight and don't let the holiday bugs bite

December 19, 2007

Milk in Crisis

MilkA horrible atrocity has occurred at this fair institution, one which has shaken our beloved community to its very core. The screams of protest ring loud and clear, torn from the throats of the suffering masses, all crying out "Where is the 2% milk?"

If you didn't notice(you boorish philistine), the standard, wonderful purest 2% milk has been replaced by a gross, putrescent imitation, that is 1% milk. The very appearance of it disgusts me. Under the guise of being more health conscious the overbearing lunch staff hegemony has decided that the 1% milk being lower in fat, is more healthy than the 2%. Even if this were true (highly unlikely- Has the lunch staff ever been really concerned about your health? Consider Breakfast for Lunch. Yeah, I dont want to either) aren't we we losing something precious and integral to the our school experience? 1% just doesn't have the same aesthetic appeal that 2% has. Lunch doesn't feel right without 2% milk. 1% milk is not even half of what 2% milk is (despite the mathematical evidence). This is why I hope you join me in a mass protest of this travesty. 2% milk is the only milk that is fit to drink (can I get an Amen? Post it in the comments).

- Joe Phillips

"A Christmas Story" by Kendall Dean

Many Christmases ago, my Grandma's life changed forever. By the way, I am a sheep. When my grandma was a wee ewe she became injured. As a lame sheep, she was left behind in the stable to rest. Grandma said the shepherds were moving on to greener pastures and she had to stay in the stables by the inn for she was much too weak to make the trip. It was very comfortable in the inn. She was always watered and fed. One night changed everything forever.

A woman and her betrothed came into the stables for there was no room in the inn. The woman was to have a baby soon so they tried to make her as comfortable as possible. The woman, as it turns out, had the baby that night and the infant was placed in the manger with only meager rags around his body. Grandma said that she wanted to make the baby warm since she could not think of anything else she could do much. Grandma walked to the baby and curled up beside him. Oddly, she felt that as she was being warmed and she began to feel stronger. Grandma fell asleep curled around the babe, warming him through the night. His mother thanked Grandma for her kindness.

Early the next morning, the other sheep and shepherds came back to the stable. To the shepherds surprise, Grandma was up and walking like a new ewe. The shepherds thought it was just from rest, but Grandma said it was the baby. Though Grams is now gone, her story lives on among the flocks.

December 18, 2007

His Dark Deceptions


In recent months, the book trilogy known as His Dark Materials, written by Philip Pullman between 1995 and 2000, has attracted harsh critics and loyal supporters from everywhere. The trilogy targets younger audiences with its detailed accounts of fantasy and realms of the imagination, but includes elements of physics, philosophy, and theology suitable for more mature readers. Pullman’s opinions and perspectives on the third concept have emerged as a notably controversial issue, especially when New Line Cinema released a movie adaptation of the first installment several days ago.

Before continuing my critique of Pullman’s opinions, I should inform you that Philip Pullman represents the British Humanist Society and is often recognized as one of Britain’s most outspoken atheist. Pullman’s trilogy, His Dark Materials, introduces a provocative challenge to Christianity that increasingly undermines the faith as the trilogy progresses. Whether he publishes these narratives with the intent of arguing his aesthetic perspective or simply for hopes of a more significant profit gain appears unclear, as he has stated both as motives. However, I would hazard to say that Pullman harbors an agenda that intends to debase the values of Christianity. “Meanwhile, I’ve been flying under the radar, saying things that are far more subversive than anything poor old Harry has said. My books are about killing God,” Pullman states proudly, regarding his book compared to the Harry Potter series

SPOILER ALERT!!!

Philip Pullman starts his saga in a parallel world with his female protagonist named Lyra spying on a meeting of scholars hosted by Lord Asrael (who oddly enough decides to hide in a wardrobe. Sound familiar?). Early in The Golden Compass, a worried scholar gives Lyra an alethiometer, a device which divulges the truth if she has the experience to interpret it. As the plot unfolds, Lyra ventures from her home at Oxford University to search for her missing friend but then lives with mysterious and wealthy Mrs. Coulter, who turns out to be her mother. While unknowingly living with her mother, Lyra is caught up in a conspiracy involving the kidnapping of children and the identification of a strange substance known simply as “Dust.” A menacing group of scientists and militants have found a connection between children and their growing attraction to Dust as they mature. Apparently, the Dust represents the physical manifestation of Original Sin, which most Christians believe has plagued every individual since the Garden of Eden. The story closes with Lyra, her daemon, and alethiometer passing into another parallel world that her father, Lord Asriel bridged through his hideous experiments with the Dust.

The second novel titled The Subtle Knife introduces several new characters that encounter Lyra as she continues to investigate the mystery behind Dust. One such significant character, Will Parry, coincidentally stumbles into the same world Lyra entered. Will made the transition between worlds when authorities from his world came searching for information about his late, arctic explorer father, but meets Lyra and their destinies merge into a single quest. Lyra and Will leave the strange world of Ci’gazza, venturing back through Will’s world to search for evidence about Dust and Will’s father. While searching for answers the deceptive Lord Boreal steals the alethiometer from Lyra, but, when the two children attempt to retrieve the device, Boreal demands that Will and Lyra steal special knife known to have extraordinary powers, locked away at a tower in Ci’gazza. The children retrieve the knife, learning that the blade can open portals to different worlds and slice through any known matter. They return to Boreal, and manage to reclaim the alethiometer along with the knife, escaping both Boreal and Lyra’s mother, who had allied with the man. During the children’s flight, Mrs. Coulter captures a witch friendly to her daughter and determines Lyra’s ultimate destiny: Lyra will serve as the new Eve. The final chapter ends with Lyra in the captivity of her mother and Will confronted by two angels (that supposedly possess homosexual tendencies) who want the boy to follow them and relinquish the knife to their master, Lord Asriel. Wielding the knife as his own, Lord Asriel intends to muster his interdemensional army and slay God with the weapon.
The Amber Spyglass concludes Pullman’s trilogy with the events and characters of the previous two stories converging into one epic conflict. Will denies the request of the two angels, Baruch and Balthamos, and insists that they help him recover Lyra from her mother. The angels agree to help Will, and they divulge that their “bodies” are composed of Dust and that God is only an extremely ancient angel who claims to have created the universe. However, God no longer rules over the universe; Metatron, another powerful angel keeps God trapped in a glass case and rules in his stead. Will seeks out Lyra, who Mrs. Coulter keeps imprisoned and drugged in the Himalayan Mountains of Lyra’s world. With the help of several allies, Will manages to free Lyra and open a portal to another world, while Lord Asrael’s army clashes with the forces of the

Consistorial Court (an arm of the Church) under the command of Mrs. Coulter. Meanwhile, a minor character from the previous story, Mary Malone, travels into a strange world occupied by elephant like creatures known as the mulefa that can see the Dust, discovering that the Dust is departing from this world at an alarming rate. Lyra and Will decide to visit the land of the dead and consult with two lost loved ones, and, aided by a host of harpies, choose to free the dead with the powers of the knife. Mary Malone constructs a spyglass out of sap from the trees of the mulefa that allows her to see the Dust as the mulefa have for thousands of years. She discovers that the Dust allows the trees to flourish and grow and without the trees the mulefa will lose their consciousness and capacity for knowledge. After freeing the dead, Lyra and Will travel to the world where Lord Asriel has begun to establish his Republic of Heaven which will replace the Kingdom of Heaven currently ruled by Metatron. Lord Asriel’s fortress, the Adamant Tower, is under siege by Metatron, but, when both Metatron and Asriel realize that Lyra and Will have entered the world, each factions attempts to capture them. Asriel comes across a bottomless pit, which the Church meant to kill Lyra with. Mrs. Coulter, having escaped Lord Asriel, leads Metatron to the endless pit to bring the two enemies face to face. Mrs. Coulter, Lord Asriel, and Metatron all begin fighting, and the two humans cast the angel into the pit while throwing themselves in to ensure he never rises again. The children come across decrepit and demented form of God and release him from his chamber. The form of God dissipates with the wind and becomes one with all of nature. In the aftermath of the battle, Will and Lyra once again travel to another world, this time entering the same world as Mary Malone and the mulefa. After speaking with the children, Mary suddenly remembers that the eldest mulefa told her the trees began to sicken nearly three hundred years ago, when the alchemists first created the knife. Having heard about Lyra’s destiny, Mary intends to play the role of the serpent and force the new Eve into temptation. Lyra and Will listen to how Mary surrendered her life as a nun for a man who brought her happiness, and as a result, Lyra expresses her love for Will and they kiss passionately after she gifts him with a piece of fruit. After accomplishing her task, Mary convinces Lyra and Will that they must prevent the destruction of the mulefa by never using the knife again. However, this agreement comes at a steep cost, as Will and Lyra must return to their original worlds or suffer an incredibly short life. The two lovers separate, preventing the Dust from escaping through the rifts between worlds, and the story ends with Lyra aspiring to create the Republic of Heaven.

THE END!!!

Where do I begin? I hope most readers will be able to grasp the basic plot and central themes behind Pullman’s trilogy through my extremely abridged version. Before I start spearing Pullman’s ideology, I should give a brief history lesson.

During the 1920s, the famous science fiction writer H.G. Wells published his book titled The Outline of History, sparking a conflict between advocates for scientism (primarily atheists) and Christian apologists. The Outline of History was countered by The Everlasting Man, a work piece by G.K. Chesterton, a prominent Catholic theologian. The argument continued for years, until C.S. Lewis wrote The Chronicles of Narnia and his space trilogy based on the travels of the fictional character Elwin Ransom. After the release of these novels, primed with the message of Christianity, few notable scholars pursued the argument initiated by Wells. However, in the 1990’s, Philip Pullman felt obliged to rekindle the fires of debate, and, in rebuttal to Lewis’ beloved stories, he published His Dark Materials, deriving the name from a passage in Paradise Lost. When asked about his opinions of Lewis and his writings, Pullman answered “I think Lewis was a remarkable man. But when it came to the Narnia books, I think he was actually dangerous because those books celebrate death. As an end-of-term treat the children are killed: that to me is disgusting.”
Personally, I find Pullman’s falsification and mockery of Narnia immature and deserving of the ardent controversy swallowing the trilogy. But, I’ll set that aside and focus on what the atheist has spoken through the words of his novels. The whole trilogy is seeping with problems, but I selected a few that grasped my attention.
The first problem I encountered came when reading the portion about the alethiometer and the manner in which the device is operated. Only the alethiometer will reveal the truth, and only Lyra has the capacity to find truth, which generally resonates Pullman’s idea of truth. Truth is only acquired through observation and human perception, negating from the concept of mystery and faith. Later in Pullman’s trilogy, I detected his attempt to explain sin through scientific observation and felt the presence of scientism. Proceeding to The Subtle Knife, my reading uncovered more about the central characters of evil, Mary Malone and Lord Asriel. Mary comes to term that she must serve as the serpent and tempt Lyra to fall from grace and Lord Asriel symbolizes the figure of Satan, both of which organize a rebellion against God. During Lyra’s quest to unveil the mystery of the Dust, she confers with the alethiometer and discovers that humans have existed for over 30,000 years but only obtained a consciousness in recent history, indicating the emphasis on macro evolution. On another note, the angels introduced at the end of The Subtle Knife divulge an account that Pullman has derived from truth but is the farthest thing from it. The Amber Spyglass grows more explicit in opposition to Christianity than the previous two stories. Perhaps the most stunning decision comes when Lyra recognizes that she must sin, in order to save conscience beings by preserving the Dust, otherwise known as sin. Lyra’s character serves as the antithesis for Lewis’ Eve in Perelandra, when one overcomes temptation and the other embraces it. In the ending, Lyra maintains the idea of Lord Asriel, the representation of Satan, of forming of Republic of Heaven, where all people are equal, but there is no God.

Although Pullman recently states that his series are “not promoting anything of that sort (atheism),” Pullman obviously wrote to refute the beliefs of Christians long dead. As he chose to associate with the legendary line of atheists and Christians, His Dark Materials represents Pullman’s intent and aspirations to undermine Christianity. The most despicable portion of Pullman’s trilogy isn’t even his argument against Christianity; he curses readers with his perversion of the truth and justification of sin. I fear for the younger audiences reading the trilogy, which Pullman has brought under his dark influence. Any fool can replace the truth with lies, but blending lies with truth requires a cunning serpent capable of unfathomable subversion.

- Kyle Smith, Co-Editor

December 12, 2007

The Hoover's Educative Summer

Eurotrip_022 As part of her graduate studies at JMU, Laura Pagliarulo spent a portion of her summer in Germany studying wind farms and community dynamics. After a biking trip in Italy with John Hoover, her husband and the Earth Science teacher here at EMHS, both accompanied the '07 Discovery trip out west.

Her studies in Germany began in its northernmost state, Schleswig-Holstein, where she spent a large portion of her time. Over a third of the state's energy needs are met by wind power, and is, as such, an ideal place to conduct research on the topic. The research centered around outlining the main factors in a community's decision to accept or reject a wind farm. To this end she conducted a matched-pair case study, looking at a community in Germany and a community in the U.S. which chose to accept a wind farm, and a community in each country which did not. She has come to discover that, overwhelmingly, the largest concern communities and individuals have with wind farms in aesthetics. Concerns about shrinking bird populations are unfounded, and some problems may exist with shrinking bat populations, but these appear to be small. Purely and simply, those who oppose wind farms generally do so because of appearances.

Her research has also indicated the advantages of community organized and owned wind farms over wind farms developed exclusively by an outside utility company or corporation. "I believe wind energy has the potential to benefit local communities," says Laura. Wind farms can be placed on farmland, benefiting local farmers and keeping most of the income in the community, rather than benefiting a multi-national corporation. In addition, "Ownership in a product can mitigate concerns about views shed." When a community's members own a share in the wind farm and sees the ways in which it benefits the community, concerns about appearance tend to disappear.

This passion for wind energy which led her to her current studies has been a part of her life for some time. Said Laura, "I believe very strongly in doing something to fight global warming...I've always been passionate about the environment." Wind energy, of course, is an excellent way to do that, especially as the U.S. is far behind much of the developed world. "Germany has maximized on their resources, the U.S. is leagues behind," Laura said.

While some states in the U.S. have better potential for wind energy, Virginia, with no major wind farms, is still nowhere close to reaching its full potential. This is a shame, Laura says, because "wind energy is one of the few native energy sources [in Virginia]. That and coal." And coal, most would agree, is not on the path to a cleaner, safer future.

After her research in Germany, she was joined in Italy by John, and the two spent ten days biking in Sardinia, a large island off the coast of Italy, where some of Laura's relatives live. Laura and John then spent several weeks with the Discovery group, with whom Laura shared insights into the development and potential of wind energy and a more sustainable future.

- Nathan Hershberger

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December 11, 2007

The Brumobile Lives!

Car_care_with_brumobile Tech Ed doesn't always get a lot of attention. It's secluded off in a back corner of the school building, and it's not quite as flashy as some of the school's other programs; Tech Ed classes don't win climatic championship games in stadiums full of screaming fans or sing in beautiful European Cathedrals. That doesn't mean nothing's going on, though.

For the past few years, Tech Ed teacher Mr. Dennis Brubaker has been working on building a car from scratch, mostly out of recycled parts salvaged from other cars that were past their primes. This year, Mr. Brubaker decided that the project might be a valuable learning experience for his students, which gave rise to Car Care class. During the class, which lasted through first quarter, the students worked on the car, and in the process, learned how automobiles work and how to take care of them. They even had some outside help from John Gahman, a local man with experience working on cars.

The relatively small class was able to get a great deal done in just a few weeks: they ran fuel lines, installed a battery, mounted the gear shift and steering wheel, worked on the brakes, and did a few other things as well. The partially completed car is still sitting the Tech Ed room for anyone interested in seeing it.

- Dustin Crummett

December 10, 2007

"Affluenza" in Schools

Ironically, in a country where education is free and the citizens of the United States of America are provided with the opportunity to make use of their literary advantages, doing well in school has become something "uncool" for American youth. Steps such as the "No Child Left Behind" law have been taken to improve the American school system, but they ignore the role of students' attitude toward academic excellence. If students don't want to learn the maximum, they won't. The media, especially advertisements, are a subtle, but important, contributing factor to this anti-intellectual trend.

Most Hollywood movies portray schools in which the pursuit of excellence is left to the "nerds." The popular students are the handsome athletes, girls with phenomenal physical features, and the comedians. This is not to say that attractive athletes, girls who are pretty, and people who have the ability to make others laugh are always bad students - nor are they always portrayed this way - but 90 percent of the time this is the way these groups of students are seen in the popular movies for teenagers that are coming out regularly in theaters. To name a few: Accepted, a comedy about a high school burnout who fabricates his own college when he finds out he has been rejected from all of the schools he applied to; The Perfect Score, a movie about six high school students who steal the answers to the SAT so they can get into the school they want; Mean Girls, a movie about a girl who moved back to the U.S. after growing up in Africa and who tries to fit in by doing whatever it takes, even if it means failing calculus on purpose so she can get the guy she thinks is cute to tutor her. Doing well academically in school is not part of theme of these movies, if the subject of class work comes up at all among scenes of high school students skipping class and engaging in harmful behaviors such as drinking, partaking in casual sex and disrespecting their parents and teachers.   

America is falling prey to a disease called "Affluenza" in a 2001 book. It is a disease where people, in particular children, are brainwashed by constant advertising on the TV, in their schools and even on the sides of their buses. Cuts in funding for public schools force the administration to turn to agencies outside of the government for much needed money. As a result, places like the hallways of Colorado Springs high school boast posters proclaiming "satisfy your hunger for higher education with Snickers" and "M&Ms are better than straight A's." The irony is that the very snacks that are promoted through commercial advertising are the ones that health classes warn against.

As a result of "affluenza," school is no longer a place to learn, to increase knowledge, but a place that serves as a springboard for later positions of power and success in the affluenza-dominated world. The belittleing of learning begins with our President, who was recently quoted as saying "I delegate to good people. I always tell Condi Rice, "I want to remind you, Madam Secretary, who has the Ph.D. and who was a C student. And I want to remind you who the adviser is and who the president is." A man who should be a role model for America's youth and inspire them to take interest in schooling will allow them to become "the future leaders of America" is in fact displaying his own ignorance the entire nation. Between negative messages thrown at teenagers by the media and poor role models from the leaders of our country, it is no wonder that schools have trouble enticing their students into learning for learning's sake. There is no point in excelling and getting an A if they run  the risk of being labeled a "nerd" for trying and have the potential to rise to President on merely a C.

- Kara Lofton (This article was originally published in the Daily News Record)