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Teacher Quotes

  • Mr. Leonard
    "You're not a flamboyant Canadian..."
  • Mrs. Roth
    "This isn't anthrax, it's just my pixie stick."
  • Mr. Leonard
    "There are some days I really wish I worked in a Hallmark store."
  • Mrs. Roth
    "Why does my mouse keep committing suicide?"
  • Mr. Brenneman
    "People in love do funny things...they cross streams..."
  • Mr. C. Stutzman
    "If you ever go to gouge someone's eyes out, make sure you grab from near the nose. It gives you a better grip."
  • Mr. C. Stutzman
    "She's just using you for your blank CDs."
  • Mrs. Yutzy
    "Now you can count my nose hairs."
  • Mrs. Yutzy
    "First of all, I'm going to give you guys 'The Talk.'"
  • Mrs. Roth:
    "I'm insane, creepy, and inappropriate."
  • Mr. C. Stutzman
    "How about I rip out your trachea and spank you with it?"
  • Mr. M. Blosser
    "You cowered like a little chicken! Stand up for what you believe in, buddy!"
  • Mr. E.Yoder
    "I would almost say that the potato caused more change in world history than Martin Luther."
  • Mr. E Yoder
    "Mennonites typically don't join the Mafia"

Happy Birthday!

  • Monday, March 28: Emma Petersheim
    Tuesday, March 29: Yosef Daniel and Carter DePoy
    Thursday, March 31: Rachel Crist and Colton Revercomb